Monthly Archives: November 2013

Black Friday Sale Extended Thru Cyber Monday!

That’s Right! Our Black Friday Sales will be going through to Cyber Monday so you can get your shop on All Weekend Long! You’re Welcome 😉  Deals to Take Advantage Of :  Spend $80+ Get 10% Off Your Order! Spend $150+ Get 20% Off Your Order! Spend $300+ Get 30% Off Your Order! These deals […]

Happy Black Friday + Time to Get Your Shop On!

Happy Black Friday!  Are You Ready to Get Your Shop On? If you’re shopping online today, take a look at our Black Friday Deals! Otherwise, stay safe, sane and alive! While you’re waiting in line, feel free to have a look at some of our latest posts!  3 Ways to Relieve Stress While Shopping on […]

Get Masturgasm Black Friday Deals Now!

Happy Thanksgiving! Because I’m awesome like that, I decided to open up our Black Friday Deals a few hours early so you can get to shopping for the things you want right away without delay (that unintentionally rhymed…it’s magic!) Anyway. So, Here’s What You Get:  Shop On & Be Awesome, My Friends.  Get the Deals […]

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving to You & Yours from Masturgasm!  Here’s to a Safe & Fun Holiday! If you have time before dinner, Check out some posts & Sign Up for our Naughty November Giveaway!  3 Ways to Relieve Stress While Shopping on Black Friday!  3 Reasons You Should Have Sex After Black Friday Shopping! 3 Ways […]

Avoid Getting Trampled On Black Friday: Shop Online with Masturgasm Black Friday Deals Instead!

It is that time of year again my friends.  You know, that time when people go insane for sales and we are more than happy to amp up the insanity for you from the comfort of your own home because why? Because who would read our blog and shop at our store if you were […]

Quick Tip to Make First Time Anal Easier + More Fun for Everyone!

Happy Saturday! Just a quick tip to help those of you who may be taking the fun, but sometimes intimidating, plunge into trying anal for the first time. Quick Tip: Try giving the receiver a massage (or give each other massages ) beforehand! The reason for the massaging is not necessarily to get you both […]

3 Reasons You Should Have Sex After Black Friday Shopping!

Black Friday can give you a heaping rush of adrenaline and possibly a little panic, but in a good way right? I always come home from my Black Friday shopping with a ridiculous amount of energy, despite being beyond exhausted and that’s why we should all take some time before getting some much needed sleep […]

3 Ways to Relieve Stress While Shopping on Black Friday!

Black Friday is a lot of fun, but it’s also really stressful. Between trying to get to the shops early enough to wait in those ridiculously long lines to hoping you can get your hands on the last doorbuster LCD TV or laptop, it can be downright exhausting which is why I came up with […]

3 Ways to Thank Your Partner(s) In Naughty November!

When it comes to thanking your partner, there are a ton of ways you could do it, but determining which is the best way to show your gratitude depends on your partner…and if there’s a bed nearby! 😉 Here Are 3 Ways to Show Your Partner Some Gratitude This Month: Pamper Them.  Offer up a […]

Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!

Want More Sex This Winter? Make sure you have a nice bedroom setup! This means lots of pillows, soft blankets and possibly scented candles at the ready. It might not seem like it would make a difference, but setting the mood for sex does a lot to amp up the intensity of the experience and […]