Monthly Archives: August 2015
Safe Sex Tips for College Students
Whether you’re off to college yourself or sending off one of your eldest kids, safe sex is a must. If you happen to be going off to college and higher learning, you’re also heading off to an entirely new pinnacle of partying and sexual exploration. That said, you’ll want to make sure you’re protecting yourself […]
Animal Toy and Furry Mask Costume Kits!
Just in time for Halloween and the fun fall season, we’ve stocked up on furry animal costume masks and are now offering them separately as well as alongside all your favorite animal dildos at a great price! Get the Mr. Ed Horse Dildo alongside a yiffing good Horse Head Costume Mask. Enjoy it this Halloween […]
FLASH DEAL: Free Shipping on Mr. Ed Horse Dildo!
FLASH DEAL: Free Shipping on the VERY Popular Mr. Ed! Mr. Ed Horse Dildo is a ridiculously popular toy in our Amazon store and for a limited time, you can get it with FREE SHIPPING! This toy is quite heavy so the shipping can be on the expensive side – take advantage of this deal […]
Your Single Ladies Guide to Masturbation
Your Single Ladies Guide to Masturbation For us single ladies who enjoy many indulgent and pleasurable nights in, we value our “me” time. Since I know self-pleasure is where it’s at, I thought I’d come up with a few tips to help you enjoy your solo nights to the absolute fullest 😉 Make Sure […]
FLASH DEAL: Free Shipping on ALL Veinzy Extensions!
FLASH DEAL: Free Shipping on ALL Veinzy Extensions! I have some seriously amazing news for you guys today! We’re offering a massively good flash deal in our Amazon store for you all where we’re offering ALL veinzy extensions at a reduced price (only $14.50 each!!) which is the lowest it has ever been offered EVER. […]
5 Exciting Places for a Quickie!
Life goes by in a flash so it’s no wonder that many of us feel like we don’t have enough time to get down and dirty with that special someone. Since we feel it’s a damn shame to miss out on some good old fashioned (or not) sex, we’ve come up with 5 tips to […]
There’s Still Time to Shop the End of Summer Sale!
There’s Still Time to Shop the End of Summer Sale! I’m happy to report that there’s still time left to enjoy these awesome discounts and deals! Get great end of summer bargains on all your sex toy favorites while you can! End of Summer Deals: Spend $75+ and you’ll get $10 off your order! Spend […]
3 Ways to Make Your Summer Road Trip Naughtier!
We’re on the last leg of summer, but there’s still time to pack it up and take a quick weekend road trip! Whether it’s to a nearby hot spot or somewhere further away, here are a few naughty ways to make life on the open road a little more fun! 3 Ways to Make Your […]
The End of Summer Sale Starts Now!
In a VERY rare occurrence, we are holding a massive End of Summer Sale both on Masturgasm AND our Amazon store so the deals are exactly the same and only for a limited time! End of Summer Deals: Spend $75+ and you’ll get $10 off your order! Spend $150+ and you’ll get $30 off your […]
Top 5 Most Passionate & Sexually Active Countries
Top 5 Most Passionate & Sexually Active Countries Although we most often associate sexual energy and passion with the French and Spanish, you might be surprised to learn that they don’t round out the top 3 of the most passionate, sexually satisfied, and sexually active countries in the world. Read on to find which ones […]
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