Monthly Archives: July 2014

24 HOURS LEFT – Get 10% Off Now!

Our Amazon Deal Ends in 24 Hours! There’s 24 hours or so left to get the deal so if you want to get the best deals of the summer (of course you do), then you’ll want to shop the discount on Amazon before it’s gone forever. Get Amazon’s special discount for the rest of July (ends July […]

Shop the Masturgasm Special All Weekend Long!

If you haven’t gotten your money’s worth on this deal yet, then you’ll want to do it this weekend! When you spend $150 or more anytime this month (AND Next Month!) you’ll get 15% off your ENTIRE order on! So what are you waiting for? 😉 Hope you’re having a naughty weekend! Naughty Summer […]

How to Have A Seriously Naughty Summer!

TGIFF Again! (Thank God It’s F**king Friday) Summer heat wave has been hitting us hard all week long so I’m more than ready to cool off and heat things up this weekend, if you know what I mean! If you, like me, want to make the most of your summer, then check out the tips […]

Take Advantage Of Our Amazon Deal Before It’s Gone!

Have You Shopped Our Amazon Deal Yet? There’s only a few days left to get the deal so definitely stock up on the latest sex toys on your wish list and get an awesome discount! Get Amazon’s special discount for the rest of July (ends July 31,2014) where any order of $200 or more will get […]

Stay Cool this Weekend with these Tips!

The heat is definitely turned up this week if you’re on the west coast. If not, I guess these tips really don’t apply as I heard you’re being hit with a storm (sorry). Anyhow, if you’re anywhere that needs some cooling down, here are some solid tips to keep you cool all weekend long! Misters – […]

Get Awesome Discounts All Weekend Long!

TGIFF! Today I’m bringing you 2 awesome sales – one for and one for our Amazon store – both with great discounts however you decide to shop this weekend! Masturgasm Special Masturgasm is having our Endless Summer Sale through August 31, 2014! All orders of $150 or more get 15% off! Amazon Store Special […]

Naughty Ways to Enjoy Intimacy + Stay Cool!

With the hotter months, it’s easy to let your libido fall by the wayside. Intimacy loses all it’s romance when it’s so hot out that you sweat within seconds of stepping outside, but don’t lose hope just yet! Here are some fun solutions that will keep you cool while you get hot! 😉  In the […]

Get Your FREE Gift All Weekend on Masturgasm!

Happy {Naughty} Saturday!  I just wanted to share a deal with you that’s happening exclusively on Masturgasm this weekend! Spend $100 or more on any order and you’ll get a FREE Basic Slimline Vibe with your order. Please note that the vibe sent to you will be whatever color we have on hand and depends […]

Product Spotlight: 2″ Veinzy Penis Extension

The 2″ Veinzy Penis Extension is one of our most popular items with good reason! Adding an extra 2 inches to wearer, the shaft of this extension is texturized for added stimulation and the extension sling has a dual function as a cock ring, offering the wearer a seriously intense orgasm and allows them to […]

Beat the Heat with this Cooling Lubricant!

When it comes to lubricants, not all are created equal. And when it comes to the horrible heat of summer, cooling lubricants are the ultimate in keeping your erotic experiences cool, calm and collected. Enriched with menthol for a delightful cooling sensation during use, the Elbow Grease Cool Cream Lubricant is the best choice to […]