Monthly Archives: March 2014

24 Hours Left to Get the March Discount!

There’s only 24 hours left to get this deal so get it while you can! You’ll want to take advantage of our Naughty March Special before the deal ends and stock up on all your favorites as well as some new toys to try this spring and summer! You can thank me later 😉 How to Spring Clean + Update […]

3 DAYS LEFT to Get the March Special Discount!

TGIFF! This week has gone by quickly, thankfully, but now I’m ready for the naughty weekend ahead 😉 Speaking of, this is the last weekend to take advantage of our Naughty March Special so get the deal while you still can and stock up on all your favorites as well as some new toys to try this […]

Product Spotlight: The Finger F*ck Dildo

  Our Finger F*ck Dildo is an absolute MUST for those who prefer a realistic experience! Designed after the pleasing finger, it will simulate the very realistic erotic sensations of exactly that and more however you decide to enjoy it! Equipped with a handy suction cup, it will stay put through all fingering play, anal […]

How to Spring Clean + Update Your Sex Toy Collection

Spring cleaning can be an absolute nightmare for everyday life, let alone doing the process for your sex toys, so I came up with simple steps you can follow to make the process of clearing out, cleaning up, and storing your collection that is totally painless and may even prolong the life of your toys […]

Hump Like Rabbits: How to Get Spring Fever

If the spirit of spring hasn’t yet hit you, then I can help! I’ve compiled our naughtiest articles for the best ways to get yourself and your partner all hot and bothered! So, get ready to hump like rabbits because spring fever is coming at you ;-P Work Out Together & Have More Sex! Spring […]

HURRY ENDS SOON – Get 15% Off Your ENTIRE Order!

There are only a few days left in our Naughty March Special where you can get a massive 15% off on your ENTIRE $100+ order so get the deal while you still can! If you aren’t sure how to upgrade your sex toy collection for spring, there are tons of options for toys to choose from […]

The Best Sex Tips You Need to Have the Best Sex of Your Life!

TGIFF!  This week has been ridiculously busy so I don’t know about you, but I am soo ready for some week-end sex! Anyhow, speaking of sex, you might be needing some tips on how to get the best sex, how to make sex more enjoyable and just generally enjoy yourself more in the bedroom so […]

Brand Spotlight: Elbow Grease Lubricants

If you haven’t yet tried our lineup of Elbow Grease Lubricants, you need to! There are 3 varieties – original, cooling and light. The Original Elbow Grease Lubricant was first formulated in 1979 and has since been modernized with new and improved features! Thick and creamy, it’s formula is in a mineral oil base for […]

Product Spotlight: Ream and Dream Suction Butt Plug

Our Ream and Dream Suction Butt Plug is a medium-large-ish sized plug with a beautifully smooth shaft that also has some delightful ridges down it which are great for keeping your toy lubed and smooth for ease and comfortable use. Why, you ask? The lubricant falls into the ridges and is less likely to slide […]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day from Masturgasm!

Happy St. Patty’s Day from Masturgasm! I hope you all have a very lucky day today filled with lots of naughtiness! If you want to get some of that luck now, take advantage of our Naughty March Special 😉 Naughty St. Patrick’s Day Posts:  Get Lucky with Our Naughty March Special! Fun Traditional Irish Fare for Your […]