Monthly Archives: December 2013

Wishing You the A Safe & Naughty New Year’s Eve!

I just wanted to take a quick moment to wish you a safe and happy new year’s eve! Although this is, arguably, one of the most eventful, fun and celebratory nights of the year, it can also be one of the most dangerous so I just wanted to say I hope you all have a […]

Best of 2013: Naughty Posts & Sex Toy Features!

I thought it’d be fun to share some of our most popular blog posts from 2013 since we’ll be welcoming in 2014 VERY soon! I put them into 2 categories so there’s something for everyone: product features and lifestyle articles. { Product Features }  8 Crazy Fetish Toys You’re Too Afraid to Try, But Definitely […]

3 Naughty Ways to Spend the New Year!

Being the naughty nerd that I am,  I thought it would be fun to share some less-than-typical ways to ring in the new year! After all, it’s almost 2014 😉 Complete Your Naughty Resolutions for 2013 Before Midnight! This one is fun, easy and exciting! Basically, if there was anything you wanted to try in […]

5 Naughty New Year’s Resolutions for 2014

What Would New Years Be Without A Fun List of Naughty Resolutions, Amirite? Because we specialize in all things naughty, I came up with a list of fun new things to try in 2014 that I’d like to try myself or that I think you should try! Try out Threesome Sex Toys! This is one […]

Holiday Sale Extended! Get 10% Off + FREE Shipping Now!

Given the popularity of this sale, we’ve decided to keep it on through the 1st of the year so everyone can get good deals on after-holiday gifts for themselves! Ring in the new year with TONS of naughty fun and all the toys you can carry at an awesome discount! Quick Tip to Make First […]

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas from all of us here at Masturgasm! We hope you’re having a wonderful holiday with lots of delicious food (and hopefully some naughtiness thrown in for good measure)! Naughty Gift Guide 2013: For Her Naughty Gift Guide 2013: For Him Naughty Gift Guide 2013: For Anal Lovers  Naughty Gift Guide 2013: For Kinky […]

48 Hours ONLY! Treat Yourself With Our Holiday Sale!

Happy {Almost} Christmas! With the holiday season, we wanted to offer some awesome discounts for those of you who want to treat yourself to something a little special (and naughty) this Christmas as a bit of an afterthought, but nonetheless awesome! So, for the next 48 Hours, Get FREE Shipping AND 10% Off Any Order […]