Monthly Archives: March 2013

Easter Inspired : Falcon Ass Eggs

Check out the Starter on Masturgasm – here. Check out the Starter on Amazon – here.   With Easter tomorrow, I thought there was no better way to celebrate than with these appropriately named Ass Eggs from Falcon, wouldn’t you agree? They are super smooth and come in 2 varying sizes for beginners and intermediate […]

TGIF! Easter Humor + Pervy Posts for Your Easter Weekend!

TGIF! Here’s to wishing you all a Happy Easter Weekend with lots of Naughty fun, of course! Here’s Some Easter Humor to Get You Through the Day! …And Here Are Some Helpful Pervy Posts To Take You Into the Weekend! Foods to Cure Impotence Sex Toys for Every Personality Couples Who Work Out Together Enjoy […]

Spring Into Action With These Cock Rings!

With Spring Fever well on it’s way [ if it hasn’t already hit you! ], soon we’ll all be feeling the heat! After a long winter of non-action or maybe just less action than usual, you may need a bit of a pick me up to get going again and these cock rings are just […]

Get A FREE Rabbit Vibrator Only On Masturgasm!

In honor of the Easter holiday, we here at Masturgasm have decided to offer up a FREE Gift with Purchase when you spend $75 or more on any item(s)! Most appropriately, we’re offering this cute rabbit vibrator so you’ll have everything you need this Spring when you, you know get feverish 😉 Now Hop To […]

5% Off All Penis Extensions on Masturgasm!

For a limited time, get 5% Off ANY of our famed penis extensions! Have a Sexy Saturday! Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here. Shop the Sale on Amazon – here. xO ♥

Get Naughty This Weekend With These Tips!

Having great sex doesn’t always seem easy, but you can turn boring, dull sex into heart-pounding, mind blowing sex with super simple tips from the sex experts here at Masturgasm! 3 Oral Sex Tips to Become A Pro in Cunnilingus  Erotic Massage Tips & Tricks The Art of Erotic Spanking Meditation Tips for Better Sex […]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Happy St. Patty’s Day! Here’s to hoping you all Get Lucky tonight! Shop the Deals on Masturgasm – here. Shop the Deals on Amazon – here. Yours Truly, Kinky Kate ♣ xO

Only 3 Days Left to Shop Our St Patrick’s Day Special!

It’s Not Too Late For You To Get Lucky In March! Here Are the Deals You Can Get From March 1st – March 17th, 2013!  Spend $30 or More & Get 5% Off! ( Use CLAIM CODE – ” FNLAU6GI” To Get the Deal! ) Spend $50 or More & Get 10% Off! ( Use CLAIM CODE – ” SATW5TTW” […]

Friday Humor + Happy {Almost} St. Patrick’s Day!

TGIF! I hope you all made it out of your week alive and are going to do regretfully naughty things this weekend, especially this Sunday (St. Patrick’s Day), but to get you through the rest of your work day, here’s some green humor! Have  A Very Naughty Weekend & I’ll See You At the Pub! […]

Happy Steak and BJ Day! { FLASH DEAL: FREE Shipping! }

Happy Steak & BJ Day! If you’re unfamiliar, Steak & BJ Day is a holiday celebrated a month after V-Day as a way to celebrate men (V-Day is for women). On this momentous of days, men everywhere are getting – you said it – Steak AND blowjobs. Sounds like the perfect day to me! In […]