Tag Archives: November

Today Only! Shop Our Cyber Monday Deals!

Today is the last day to get our Black Friday / Cyber Monday Deals so get all those last minute gifts and items to treat yourself before midnight tonight and take advantage of our massive discounts! This offer expires at midnight tonight so get the deals while you can! Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid […]

Cyber Monday Deals!

It’s that time again! You know, time to shop and get all the stuff you want. I know the Black Friday charm has probably worn off by now, but this year is all about Cyber Monday amirite? I know I am 😉 Here’s Your Cyber Monday Deals: Spend $80+ Get 10% Off Your Order! Spend […]

Black Friday Sale Extended Thru Cyber Monday!

That’s Right! Our Black Friday Sales will be going through to Cyber Monday so you can get your shop on All Weekend Long! You’re Welcome 😉  Deals to Take Advantage Of :  Spend $80+ Get 10% Off Your Order! Spend $150+ Get 20% Off Your Order! Spend $300+ Get 30% Off Your Order! These deals […]

Happy Black Friday + Time to Get Your Shop On!

Happy Black Friday!  Are You Ready to Get Your Shop On? If you’re shopping online today, take a look at our Black Friday Deals! Otherwise, stay safe, sane and alive! While you’re waiting in line, feel free to have a look at some of our latest posts!  3 Ways to Relieve Stress While Shopping on […]

Get Masturgasm Black Friday Deals Now!

Happy Thanksgiving! Because I’m awesome like that, I decided to open up our Black Friday Deals a few hours early so you can get to shopping for the things you want right away without delay (that unintentionally rhymed…it’s magic!) Anyway. So, Here’s What You Get:  Shop On & Be Awesome, My Friends.  Get the Deals […]

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving to You & Yours from Masturgasm!  Here’s to a Safe & Fun Holiday! If you have time before dinner, Check out some posts & Sign Up for our Naughty November Giveaway!  3 Ways to Relieve Stress While Shopping on Black Friday!  3 Reasons You Should Have Sex After Black Friday Shopping! 3 Ways […]

Avoid Getting Trampled On Black Friday: Shop Online with Masturgasm Black Friday Deals Instead!

It is that time of year again my friends.  You know, that time when people go insane for sales and we are more than happy to amp up the insanity for you from the comfort of your own home because why? Because who would read our blog and shop at our store if you were […]