Tag Archives: made in usa

FLASH DEAL: Free Shipping on ALL Veinzy Extensions!

FLASH DEAL: Free Shipping on ALL Veinzy Extensions! I have some seriously amazing news for you guys today! We’re offering a massively good flash deal in our Amazon store for you all where we’re offering ALL veinzy extensions at a reduced price (only $14.50 each!!) which is the lowest it has ever been offered EVER. […]

Get 15% Off All Month Long!

I bring good news to you naughty readers today 😉 In honor of Valentine’s Day, we’re offering 15% Off ALL Orders of $50+ in February on Masturgasm! You can get something special for yourself or a partner just in time for Valentine’s Day so shop the deal while you can – this won’t last! * […]

Today Only! Shop Our Cyber Monday Deals!

Today is the last day to get our Black Friday / Cyber Monday Deals so get all those last minute gifts and items to treat yourself before midnight tonight and take advantage of our massive discounts! This offer expires at midnight tonight so get the deals while you can! Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid […]

Cyber Monday Deals!

It’s that time again! You know, time to shop and get all the stuff you want. I know the Black Friday charm has probably worn off by now, but this year is all about Cyber Monday amirite? I know I am 😉 Here’s Your Cyber Monday Deals: Spend $80+ Get 10% Off Your Order! Spend […]

Black Friday Sale Extended Thru Cyber Monday!

That’s Right! Our Black Friday Sales will be going through to Cyber Monday so you can get your shop on All Weekend Long! You’re Welcome 😉  Deals to Take Advantage Of :  Spend $80+ Get 10% Off Your Order! Spend $150+ Get 20% Off Your Order! Spend $300+ Get 30% Off Your Order! These deals […]

Happy Black Friday + Time to Get Your Shop On!

Happy Black Friday!  Are You Ready to Get Your Shop On? If you’re shopping online today, take a look at our Black Friday Deals! Otherwise, stay safe, sane and alive! While you’re waiting in line, feel free to have a look at some of our latest posts!  3 Ways to Relieve Stress While Shopping on […]

Get Masturgasm Black Friday Deals Now!

Happy Thanksgiving! Because I’m awesome like that, I decided to open up our Black Friday Deals a few hours early so you can get to shopping for the things you want right away without delay (that unintentionally rhymed…it’s magic!) Anyway. So, Here’s What You Get:  Shop On & Be Awesome, My Friends.  Get the Deals […]