Tag Archives: cocktails

Product Spotlight: Ream and Dream Suction Butt Plug

Our Ream and Dream Suction Butt Plug is a medium-large-ish sized plug with a beautifully smooth shaft that also has some delightful ridges down it which are great for keeping your toy lubed and smooth for ease and comfortable use. Why, you ask? The lubricant falls into the ridges and is less likely to slide […]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day from Masturgasm!

Happy St. Patty’s Day from Masturgasm! I hope you all have a very lucky day today filled with lots of naughtiness! If you want to get some of that luck now, take advantage of our Naughty March Special 😉 Naughty St. Patrick’s Day Posts:  Get Lucky with Our Naughty March Special! Fun Traditional Irish Fare for Your […]

Product Spotlight: Fruitylicious Mega Butt Plug

Our Fruitylicious Mega Butt Plug is the ultimate blast in a glass, if you know what I mean! Designed directly after our favorite citrus fruit – lemons – this massive butt plug is smoothly ridged and tapered so you can level up as you go and it comes equipped with a massive suction that will suction […]

Get St. Patrick’s Day Deals While You Can!

Happy Friday! After a somewhat exhausting week, I’m more than happy to take on the weekend. And by take on the weekend, I mean sleep through it. No, I jest. I’ll actually be going to a St. Patrick’s Day party which brings me to…our Naughty March Special – have you gotten those deals yet?! When […]

Fun Traditional Irish Fare for Your Naughty St. Patty’s Day ♣

In honor of upcoming St. Patrick’s Day and since I’m Irish American, I thought it would be fun to do a list of my favorite Irish fare since a lot of you may be celebrating this awesome holiday soon! I’m not saying I’m the expert on this sort of this, but I’m part Irish and […]

Product Spotlight: The Clifford Dog Penis Dong

Our Clifford Dog Penis Dong is perfect for puppy fetish and other yiff play as it’s modeled directly after the real deal! In fact, this dong is a uniquely stylized replica of the real thing, complete with a knot at the base. Measuring in at 9 inches, this toy is perfect for yiff fetish fun […]

5 Tips to Get Lucky this St. Patrick’s Day!

Sex is on my mind today and not just any kind, but a special kind of sex : St. Patty’s Day Sex ♣ Since I’m on a madwoman’s mission to get laid, by any means necessary this St. Patrick’s Day, I thought I would share my tips and tactics for how to get the job […]