Pickup lines are something that I think we all have come to dread. That being said, it’s always entertaining to read about the horrible ones when they’re not being directed toward you so I thought I would come up with a list of the worst pickup lines I could find, you know, in honor of upcoming Valentine’s Day. I hope this makes you laugh or, at the very least, entertains you!
- Did you just fart? ‘Cause your blowing me away.
- I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
- Damn, you look good in beer goggles..
- Nice legs; what time do they open?
- The word of the day is legs. Let’s go to your house and spread the word.
- Have you ever seen a 2-incher?
- If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple…
- I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
- Those boobs look heavy; let me hold ’em for you.
- That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
Here’s to hoping nobody uses these on you this Valentine’s Day ;-P
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